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when I call these WIPs I don't think I ever come back to finish them lmao.....

Post shit Sonic will respond!!!!!! Text|Video|Voice|Action???? It's all good DO IT

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[RING RING RING EGGMAN PHONE]

Pick up you Hyperactive Hooligan, I have business with you.

[Sonic picks up

and then hangs up immediately

like a child]

Are you— Grrrah!

[REDIALS.]

Don't hang up! I have a proposition for you!!

[SIGH

Sonic answers again, eyes narrowed, but he doesn't hang up this time. Yet.]

Yeah, I figured this might happen at some point. Didn't expect it this soon though. What wacky idea are you about to try to sell me, Eggman?

Guh...[He hates that he has to resort to this but...]

A mutual advantage.

A tracking beacon that will allow you to know where I am at all times on the condition that you keep your dark counterpart from obliterating me.

No doubt you've seen his warning to the general populace, yes?

Oh yeah, I saw it. Can't say I can blame him for it, given your track record.

Now, if I agree to this, then you need to make an effort to not do anything that would make him want to obliterate you. Actually try to behave.

I...will make a concerted effort. Fine.

[He never said just how strong an effort he plans to make. An effort will be made.]

Will you really, or are you just saying that to get me to agree to be your bodyguard? Give it to me in writing, 'Stache Disaster.

And what do you plan to do with it? Frame it? Put it on the door to your refrigerator? Even if you found someone to notarize the document, what's to keep me from breaking said agreement anyway? I've been enlisted with the corsairs, you Quilled Cretin. Pirates are not especially known to abide by laws, maritime or otherwise.

Y'know, that's really not helping your case any. If you can't keep your word on paper, how do I know you'll hold up a verbal agreement?

Because I am telling you. You of all people know that I'm one to play the good doctor when it benefits me and only when it benefits me. But I'm sure you're willing to give me a chance, just as you always do, in hopes that maybe something this time will stick.

When treachery is the expectation, you can't be surprised when it's the result.

Keep Shadow away and maybe your infernal luck will actually work in your favor for once. It's the law of averages. You can't always roll snake eyes.

[Ooooh Sonic hates it when Eggman does this, telling Sonic exactly what he knows he's gonna do. What's especially annoying is that this time, Sonic's already started doing exactly what Eggman is predicting.

He doesn't even bother to hide his annoyance, Eggman's known him long enough to be able to see any mask Sonic would have tried to pull up anyway.]

I've already started running damage control with Shadow. He has very begrudgingly agreed to give you exactly one chance. Unlike you, I know Shadow's word can be trusted, so don't blow it.

[Eggman bows half a dozen times at the camera, mockingly.]

Oh Sonic, I knew I could count on you, paragon of virtue that you are!

So reliable. Honestly, if I didn't want to destroy you so badly I would almost wish you were around more.

[You absolute fuckin turd. Sonic waves his hand dismissively.]

One chance, Eggman. Don't forget it.

[Having had quite enough of this conversation, Sonic rudely hangs up again.]

Gehehehehahahahahaha...

Yes yes, one chance.

One chance is simply all I need...

I know you dislike this sort of talk, but I have an important matter to bring to your attention, Sonic.

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